[02:44:13] <Kil> i mustve been liquored up when i made pretty much all of these
[02:45:36] <Kil> <Feldschlacht5000> *the sound of random forks and spoons falling*
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̘̰͖̤̣̦̰͗͐͌ͣ̌̍͛ͤ̾͋̊͂̽̄ͧ͘͜s̴̿ͣ̾̿͊͆͗̓͗̒́ͪ̇ͯ̀҉̧͉̘͇̰͍͉ͅa̷̵͓͍̭̗̹̹̝͔̳̦̩̹̹͊̐ͭ́̇ͣ̄͗̉̽́̐ͅͅŗ̴̧͎̺͇͈͔̖͓͑̏ͧ̉̈ͨͮͦͮͫͭͬͯ͢͡e̵̵͎̼̰̯̜͇̝ͧ̈́̑͗́ͮͨͩ͆̀͐ͯͮͪ͜͡ͅd̷̴̵ͯ̆̅́ͬ͛̆́̈ͧ͊̓҉̗̥̰̪̜̞͔͙͕͇͔̟ŏ̧̭͎̟̖̥̰̞̲̟̆̎ͮ̄͂̌̀ ̶̴̰͍̳̥̠̤͙͈͈̽̓́͆ͧ͑̏̽̽ͪ̀b̶̛́̑̿͂͒̎̓ͣ̋ͪ̽ͤ͂ͣ̉̀͞҉̬͎͕͇̹͎ͅạ̷͈͚̟̓͛̈́̽̊̐ͬ͢͢͞n̢̨͑̑͊ͯ̇ͤͬ͌͗͒ͧ̑̉̚̚̚͡҉̧̺͉̰̪̥̪̲̺͕͓̥͉̠̠̲̣'̸̛̻̤̩̹̘͕͉͖͎͓̞ͥ̂̑̽̎͛̾͋̽ͧ͆̈́ͦ̉̕ṉ̴̶̴̠̖͙͓̇̏ͮ̇͊̆̅͆̎̏̈́ͨ͊͆ͯ͛͊͘͝oͨ̊ͪ̿̈̈ͯͮ̒̅̽̅̉ͭ̿͆̕͟͝͠͏̖̯̘̼̜̮̦̹̗ǔ̶̻̻̹̼ͩ̿͐̂̎͗ͧ̇ͨ̏ͮ̑͒́͜ ̴̨̙̘͈͍̳̰̙̯̜̱͓̖̫͂̋ͧͥ̓ͣ̋ͥ̇̎̓̋̍̚͟͝n̸̸̨͍̳̝̓ͧ͌ͭ͐̇ͩ̓͒̑ͩ́ͯͬ̊̎̏͒͜ͅǫ̵̳̰̟̘̬̝̰͚̈́̃̅̇̈́ͦ̀͂ͥ͋̈́ͬ̓́͠͡ ̶̣͓͙̘̣͔̱̩̖̦̳͇͎̝̾ͪ̅̆̄͐̉̂̑͒͝w̨̰̳̩̙̹̝̼͇̖͚̉͒͋̉̐͆̏ͫ̈̓͑ͨͧ͌ͫͨ͗̀͟͠͝a̴̶̮̮̖̱͇͉̞͈̺͇̤̻͔̐̂̐͝ͅz̴̨̘̫̮̙͙͕͈̘͓͕͍̘̩͖̥̖̰ͯ̅̓͊͒͝͡aͮͩ͋͑̈ͧ͊̉ͩ͒̇̈́̆̏ͥͣ҉҉̸̘͈̘̪ͅ ̑̒̈ͮ̄̈̏ͮͯ͌̽̅ͯ̊̽ͥ̕͏̻̯̭͍͔͖̲̮̩̲̝̳͔̩n̷̵̡̖̝̯̩͈̬͂̎̋̂̀͟į̴̸̶̬̳͚̗̯̹̱͉͓̬ͯͩ͒̎ͥ̑͋͋̄ ̡̟̯̼̺̩̩̠̬̣̽ͪ̓͑͋̓́̕ḧ̴̜̳̣͚͍̩̼̣̯͇̠̤̼̪̲̈́̋̒ͩͨͪͥ̆̚͘ͅa̴̡̨̪̹̩̲̞͇̩̲̙͑͂͌̅͋̿̌ͭ̎̉ͪ̏ͫ͗̾ͦ̚͢ ̷̧̻̻̺̻͍͇̬̻̆̆ͤͨͪ͑̆ͣ̐̇̄̏̒́ͬ͗̀ͅâ̐̓͂͏̵̗̥͓̤͙̞̤̹͓̼̣̭̙̮r̽̅̏̋̅ͮ̾ͥ͆̆̉̇ͩ͆͛ͯ́̚̚͏̩̰̥̰̙̥̘ā̸ͦ͆̈́ͨ̋̐͝҉̴̖̭͇̝͕͚̻̝̫̗̮̳̣͕͇̝̯̲͠z͛̏ͬ̽̈͋̈́̐͗ͥͪ͐҉̶̨͉̣̮͇̣̫̬̜̥̘̳̞̮͓̥͙͓͉̀ͅṵ̣̤̠̜̥̬͚̱̮̭̋̈ͨ̽ͤ̉͌̎͋ͫ̇̄͟͜.̺̣̰̣͕̝͇̞̞̤̙̳͈̫̺̲̙̎̋͗́͗͋̽̀͜ ̨̡͎͔̤̺̱ͨͬ̎̃̓̔̎̑ͨͦ͑ͣͯͫ́̋̄ͪ͝m̅́̃͐̅̉͆̌ͧ̏ͫ̆͆͂͜͞͏̦͍͇͍̱͍̠̤͚̭̞̱̥̬͢u̴̧̫̫͙̳͈̝͉̺̺̘͓̭͓͈̳̲͍͈͛͆̓̓̐ͬ͑̏͑͂ͤ͋ͫ̆̊ ͨ͌ͨ͆̃͑ͪ́͑͆ͤ̌̃̊̾͆̾̍̕̕҉̟̹̲̜̳͚͎͔̩̝̬ḵ̵̬͕̝͚̟̹̫̗̰̼̩̘̫̇͆̑̓ͨͪ͗̂͊̍͆̾͑̌̓̉a͆̈̅̇̎̉ͦ̄͗̚҉̟͉̰͕͍̜̺̹̜̼̙̼͕̗̞̪̳̰͉͡r̒̈́ͬ̑͘҉̫̮͈̫̣̘͔a̷͒̂ͦͯ̏͆̽̋̔̊̓ͤ̈͞҉̴̹̲̟̦̜̬̞̜̻̩̰̪̝̤̝͠ ̼̭͙͇̲̘̤͓̟̗ͯ͆̽͊͝ý̵̵͔̖̟̲͛̈́ͤ̇̍̔ͪ̔͋̑̅͋ͪ̄ͭ͌̚͠û̷̸̢̹̱̝̊̉͊ͭ͐͂ͯͭ̋͊̄̉͛̈́͢u̷̶͍̩̣̼̳̹̯͇̘͈̻̯̻̻̻͈͖̳̝͌ͥͭ̄̽́̓̏̿̇͋ͪ̌ͮ̄̇̈́̌ ̴̛͚̠̩̠̙̦͔͖̫̦̱͐ͥ͋ͬ̉͐͐̆̽ͥͬͥ̍ͬ̀͢w̵̴̼̼̯͓̤̦̠̞̙͓̦̥͔̑̌ͫ̐̆̈́͘ö̀͒̊̉͊̇ͣ̀͛̂̍̽̈̔͒͊̅͗҉͍̺̖̲̖̙̘̜͕͎̖̟̼̺̻͚͕̣͟͞͞͠ͅ ̵̷̶̢̟̩̘̻̖̟͙̪̫͔ͯ̈́̀̑ͦ̈s̴̷̈̋̎͂ͮͥ҉̳̯͎̤̟̹̗͓y̸̶̨̼͔ͬ̌̾̈́͆͛͗͑̿ͭͫ̅̈́̾̅͘ͅǫ̧̰̞͔̮͎̪͈̞̪̭̗̘̺ͯ͑ͯͨ̔́̚͢ͅu̡̮͇̝̮̙̟͎̤̹̭̖̟̠̝͚͕͖̓ͭ̒̈́̇̾̿̊ͫ͋͛ͬ̔̃̅͘͜ž̛̦͖͙̻͎̮̯͙̯̜̺̭̣̔̀̈́̓̉͠ȗ̵̟̗̥ͥ̾ͣ̐ͧ̈͢ͅr̶̴̶̟͕̟̞̜̗̲̥̯̲̗̲̩͚̄̽ͥ̔̅̒̌͡ͅu̺͎͈͉̼̩̭̥̹͕̭̳͔̙̼͆̀ͣ̃̀̌ͣ́̕͠ͅ ͈̖̗̥͈͈̗̗̖̗͈͋̽ͮͪͣ͂̏ͩͣͩ̉ͯ̔̈́ͫͧ̀͟͝k̶̸͇̟̞̘̟̞̘ͩ̋̇ͦ̄ͨͧ͟͢͡o̶̟̪̞̜̦̟͈ͭ̑ͣͩ̈́ͭ̈̌̒ͤ̽̌͊̿ͪͥ͛̀͟͟ṭ̢̙̤͈͓̞̤̞̺̩̠̫̾ͯ̽̇̏̓ͨͧ͠͝ͅo̴̶̡̝̦̭̺̪͚̲̪͈ͯͤ̅̃ͭ̊ͧ̽ͭͫ̍͘ ̛̙̯̹̩̗̰͓̰̦ͧ̏͌ͪͧ̂ͯ͊͒̌͆͒̅͆̔ͥͪͥ̀͡ą̷̸̛̜͖͉̳͔̰̺̪̘̼̔ͦ͊̾̾̃́̔̇̿ͪ͛͆̆ṱ̴͎̤̝͎̬̜̯̞̺ͤ̒̽͋̍̕͢͡ͅa̮̳̼̠͉̩̳͍̠̦̣̺̐ͬͮ̍̀͝͝͞ẁ̷̨̜͓̳̫̩̪̞̠̹̙̮̬̞̻̼̼̏͊ͬͪ̓ͪ̓͋͝â̈͂ͤͤ̍̈̾ͦͯ̃̚҉҉̟̲̯̙̙̦̣̞̺̬̺̮̰̭ź̵̴̡̗̺̗͇̙͚͊ͦ͒ͬ̂̎̓̈́͋͑̇͌ͮ̽̚͢uͬ̒̒̿ͩ͊ͣͮ̔̃͗ͬ̑̏̓͋̃̚҉͏̪͖̗̯͖̫͘.ͤͯͮ̍̌҉̘͕̻̗͔̘̺̰͕̥̤̪̝̀̕ͅ
̶̧̥̭̗̖̩͚̗̰̩̭̮͙͇̳ͤ͐̅̅̏͋ͪͯͥ̈́ͨ͒̏̆ͨ̅̚͝n̴̷̛̜̲̯̲̼̫̦̙̳͇̈ͫ̏͒͋̅́ͩͩ̌̓̚͜͠a̢̰̟̝̳̺͙̟͎̻̭̩̱̼̯ͪ́̚͘ͅn̵̡̉ͦ̉̆̇ͪ̉́̿҉͠҉͚̱̠̹͉̞̞͚̬ị͚͎͚̫̰̰̣̥̋̒̑͗͋̄ͯ͋͒ͪ̈̾̈̏͘ķ̷̺̟̲͔͙̯̱̫̖̟͙͈̞̦̯͈̲͉ͣ̋̄̆͊ͥ͛́͘a̡̯͔̼̖̱̭̖̗͐̽ͪͪ̐̑̅͢͝͠ ̶̢͉͍̜̗̘̯͓̩̝͋̾͐͊̌́̃ͦ͆͘͞w̵̢̢̧̹͓̬͈̻͍̝͍͖͙͚͕̜̣͙̙̋̽̈̈́ͣͪ̋ͭ͆͂͆͛́ͅoͬ͗͆͊̀͘͏̤̹̥̺̺̀ ̸͉͕̲͕ͬ͐̓ͬ͑̋ͫͬ͊ͮ̇̎ͤ̾ͧ̽̃̋̕e̡͉̯͇̞͉̻͍͖ͮ̌͛̆̋̎̔ͮ̈ͪ̌̅̋ͣ̓͌ͯ̐́͠͝y̨̙̖̘̞̼̩̝͕͎̮ͥͭ͐ͦ̊ͬͪ͒͛̏̕͞õ̡̗̪̤̩̥̒͌͂̋͂ͭ̓͗̈́̃̚͟͝u̸̢̦̯̤̠̜̗̺̳̝̳̬̘̙͎̙̱̞̓̃̔̃͂ͦ͋̈̄͑̽̎ ̶̭̩̜͉̯͔̜͕́̓ͦ͆̊͛ͧ͒ͪ̽ͧ̀̕͢ṫ̂ͬ̊̊ͭ̑̐̍͛ͪ̉̈́͏̴̱̬̰̬̘͈̥̖̥̀ǫ̢̛͉̦̹̼͖̬̺̰̺̟͔̼̼̖̖̰̓͆̅ͧ̑̓͑̔̽̽̀ͬ̅́͘ ͈͇̼̦̥̲̺̳̬̠̣̝̞̍̂̔̽ͯ̃͑͛ͥ̆ͦ̆͜͞͞hͯ̌ͮ̽͏̷̬̼̺̥̕͟͟ô̡͉̣͖̟̯͑ͪ̽̉̎̊͒̂̓ͮ̎͒ͨ̏̈́ͧ̊͞͠͠s̡͎̮͇̻̖̰͎̤̟̳̯͕͙̟̥͍͕ͣͬͥ̀̈ͭ͌̔̇͑̒͛͆̐͐s̨̡̞̼͈͕ͬ͒ͨͩ̈́͒̽̀͛͂̏̓̀ͪ͛ụ̡̨̢̲̭̝͔͙̪̈́̃̉̃̽͑̇̂͛̂̉̏r̡̻͓̼̠̜͉͖̜̼̤̟̱͙̼̦͇͎̉͋̐̂ͩ̀͘ͅe̴̜̻̮̝͌͛̆ͤͪ̈́͌̇͟b͍͙̠̮̮̼̫͉̭͈̥̭̞̼̄̀ͦͤ͂ͮͨ̆̿̅̏̽͐ͤ̚̕̕̕͞ą̵̵̴͇̩͕͕͓̪͓̯͍̦͙͓̽ͫ̈́̑ͦ̔̏̾̀ͫ͛ͮ̎ͮ̅̇̃͒̀ ̲̰̤̘̖̂̊ͧ͘kͬ̓ͬ̄̅̐ͮ̏̋̓̽͐͌̍̈̌͗̄͞͏̝̞̞̮͓̣̭̦̥̤̮͔̟̮̬a̛̖̲̪̻͈̝̠͕̻͇ͮͥ͗̾ͣ̆̓̊̉ͅn̸̈́̅͋ͩͩ͋̓ͯͦ̋ͪ͝҉͙͎̱ͅa̵͙̬̪̰ͨ̀ͬ̌̆̐ͦͥ̀̂̃́͒ͧ̋̍̓́͜͝r̸̸̡̛͈̜̣̻̟͙͚̭͗ͦ̌ͫ̀ͧ͠ͅa̴̡̘̟̜͓̖ͧ̊ͣ̓̊ž̶̧̬̜̞͐ͥ̄̽̋̔͜͠u͋̾ͫͭͮͩ̑̋̂̍̃͑̒ͫ͌̍̀ͥ̽҉̨̛͎͈͎̻͔̦̖̼̳̼̦͚̖̮́͘ͅ ̵̷̯̖̖͉̼̜̫̱̹̖̥͈̠̿ͦ̊̓̑̈́͌ͯ̿̒̔̍͆͋ͤ̋̍͝ď̵̨̫͔̣͕̟̻̜̬͕̬̞͓ͦ̈ͯͪ͒̑ͨ͑͗̀̑͛̚o̸̢͎̟͍͖͖͓̮̤̬̥̊ͭͨͣͯ̾ͤ̍ͫ̿ͩͭ̇ͦ͜u̶̱̱̲̮̪̺͉̻̯̣͓͈̩̠͕̖ͯͤ̽̊͛́͘t̢̠̼͕̩̦̦̖̱ͣ̽ͯ́̀̀̐͟͠o͊̎̃̊̀̃̏͐̉̌̍͆͆҉̸̛̞̳̤̖̞̟̠͎̱̙̫͖͈͠u̫̰̟͖͇ͤ̓͗ͪ͆ͥ̎͢͟͞ ̙̹̦̟̟̤̖͇̬̎̅̌͋ͥͫ̏̆̈͆ͬ͒̊̀͘ͅnͩ̃͌ͩͣ̾ͨ͑̄̽ͩ́̾҉̨̛̺̠̖̤͔͙̝̭̩͓̲̼̩̀͠ͅͅǫ̶͇̺͎̺͚ͭ͛̓ͪ̑̓ͦ̀̕ ̢̢̡̛̟̞̪̤̺̪̺̍ͫ̄̏̋ͩ̈́̊ͩ̀̑͊͞t̸̵͙̣̟̥̮̗̺͉̺̠͈͓̲͖̼ͤ̏͌̏ͣ̕͟͞a̸͕͚̗̥̲̞̖̼̲̦̙ͤ̑͌̏͛̔́͋͑̋̒͋̑ͯ̌ͬ̚̚͘͘ͅį̴̗̝̭̝͍̦̱̣͚͇͉͓ͩ͛̄̒͑̌ͯ̀͢͜kͧͯ̽ͯͨͬ̈̉͏̧͈͇̞͉̹̳͍̱̱̲͔̪̲̣̣̝͚͙͎́́a̡̛̩̯̝̳̘̮̘͎͔̯̱͎̼̳̲̞͔̜̻̐ͧ͆̅ͬͮ͆̕͟ ̸̴̱̰̤̱̭̳̱ͥ̉͗ͪ̒ͨ̏̐ͨ͌͐͌̈̾̇w̓͂͌̇͂ͤ͊͆̎ͥ͒̄ͯ͏̸̴̬͉̥̳̭͇͟͞ó̶ͤ̓̇ͬͤ̒҉̛̲̜̺͖̪̬̳̱̲̀ ̷̡̼̭̞̰̝̘̤̟͔̝̟̹̣͔̭̙͍ͯ͆̄̔̀s̴̭̭̤̯̰̝͍̣̯͎̭̬̮ͨ̈́ͭ̄ͮ̚͜͝ͅi̴̺̞͎̦̪̜̲̭̼͇͍̪̇̇̽̒͆͂͐͐͋ͮ̈̽̆̒ͦ̈̀͆͠ḩ̛̖̖̞̞̹̟̟͚̜̣͈̔̽ͨ̈́̕͟͠ͅa̳̥̠̫ͧ͗̌̉̄̂̿̓̈́̈́̃́͞r̵͓͕͕̘̲͈̤̤͈̦̱̰͈͓̣̣͕̂͛̑̆̐͌̍̅͢a̵̢̝͈̲̜̘̰͓͇̪͚͙̫͓̽ͭ͋̓̾̚͜͟u̡̓ͧ̊̈́͒ͩ͛̎̚҉̨͚̠̥̦̰̲̘̩̻̲͘ ̵̨̯͚̮͍̤̘͕̮͉͈͗ͨ̊̋ͯ̋͌ͨ͋͊̿̈́̾͟͝m̵̵̲̻̙̳͍̣̫̙͔̪̺̠̹̝ͩ̔̈́ͫ̽ͭ͌̍ͦ̂͒̓̕͟͠ŏ̸ͬ̏̀ͩ͠͏͏̰͙͖ͅǹ̶̷̛̩̭̹͉̤̻̳̝̜̟̺͑̂ͭͫ̎̓ͮ͑̊̎ͣ͆̔ͯͬ̚͢ơ̓̑ͣͫ͏̗̤̥̥̲͖̥̤̟̫̰̥̠̟̠͕͡ͅ ̥̥͓͖͈͎̙͈͈̩̙͌̋̾ͥͯ̇ͪͧ̍͒ͥ̾͗̓̍́̚͢͟͟n̢̢̧͔̞̹̦͖̥̳̘̜̲̙͇̘͍̙̱̩̓̌̑̌̆͘͡a̶̲̜͍̣̦͖̭̠̬̱̯̤͍̮̻͐̎̿̃͒̑̂ͯ̔͆̍̏́͡r͌̋ͥ̋̚҉̤̻͈̻̯̫̣̟̗͖̱̟͚̗̯̕ͅi̴̯͍̩̠̠̦̘̹͎̜ͪ̐ͫͬ͛ͮ͐̒̊͆ͣ͌̽̎̇̇́͡͡.̴̴̘̫̦̻̥̪̺̺͖̝ͥ̍̎͗͊̃̈ͤͬ̋͑ͧ̾̒̏̔̄̕
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ps it's 4:04

awesome

I read an English translation (by Philip Gabriel) of the book, so the following excerpt is from that translation, not the original; sorry.

Oshima stays behind and helps me close up for the night.

"By any chance have you fallen in love with somebody?" he asks. "You seem kind of out of it."

I don't have any idea how I should respond. "Oshima," I finally say, "this is a pretty weird thing to ask, but do you think it's possible for someone to become a ghost while they're still alive?"

He stops straightening up the counter and looks at me. "A very interesting question, actually. Are you asking about the human spirit in a literary sense — metaphorically, in other words? Or do you mean in actual fact?"

"More in actual fact, I guess," I say.

"The assumption that ghosts really exist?"

"Right."

Oshima removes his glasses, wipes them with his handkerchief, and puts them back on. "That's what's called a 'living spirit'. I don't know about in foreign countries, but that kind of thing appears a lot in Japanese literature. The Tale of Genji, for instance, is filled with living spirits. In the Heian period — or at least in its psychological realm — on occasion people could become living spirits and travel through space to carry out whatever desires they had. Have you read Genji?"

I shake my head.

"Our library has a couple of modern translations, so it might be a good idea to read one. Anyway, an example is when Lady Rokujo — she's one of Prince Genji's lovers — becomes so consumed with jealousy over Genji's main wife, Lady Aoi, that she turns into an evil spirit that possesses her. Night after night she attacks Lady Aoi in her bed until she finally kills her. Lady Aoi was pregnant with Genji's child, and that news is what activated Lady Rokujo's hatred. Genji called in priests to exorcise the evil spirit, but to no avail. The evil spirit was impossible to resist.

"But the most interesting part of the story is that Lady Rokujo had no inkling that she'd become a living spirit. She'd have nightmares and wake up, only to discover that her long black hair smelled like smoke. Not having any idea what was going on, she was totally confused. In fact, this smoke came from the incense the priests lit as they prayed for Lady Aoi. Completely unaware of it, she'd been flying through space and passing down the tunnel of her subconscious into Aoi's bedroom. This is one of the most uncanny and thrilling episodes in Genji. Later, when Lady Rokujo learns what she's been doing, she regrets the sins she's committed and shaves off her hair and renounces the world.

"The world of the grotesque is the darkness within us. Well before Freud and Jung shined a light on the workings of the subconscious, this correlation between darkness and our subconscious, these two forms of darkness, was obvious to people. It wasn't a metaphor, even. If you trace it back further, it wasn't even a correlation. Until Edison invented the electric light, most of the world was totally covered in darkness. The physical darkness outside and the inner darkness of the soul were mixed together, with no boundary separating the two. They were directly linked. Like this." Oshima brings his two hands together tightly.

"In Murasaki Shikibu's time living spirits were both a grotesque phenomenon and a natural condition of the human heart that was right there with them. People of that period probably couldn't conceive of these two types of darkness as separate from each other. But today things are different. The darkness in the outside world has vanished, but the darkness in our hearts remains, virtually unchanged. Just like an iceberg, what we label the ego or consciousness is, for the most part, sunk in darkness. And that estrangement sometimes creates a deep contradiction or confusion within us."

"Around your mountain cabin — that's real darkness."

"Absolutely," Oshima says. "Real darkness still exists there. Sometimes I go there just to experience it."

This is a demonstration of VW Misaki, a SAPI-based Japanese Text-To-Speech voice from NeoSpeech.

Audio is here.

Original text:

ある日の事、北風が太陽に力自慢をしています。「僕はどんな者でも簡単に吹き飛ばすことが出来るよ。世界で一番の強いのはやっぱり僕だね。」すると太陽は言いました。「ふふん。確かに君は力持ちだ。でも、一番って言うのはどうかな?」そこで二人は力比べをする事にしました。「よし、それでは力比べをしてみよう。あそこを歩いている旅人の着ている服を脱がせたほうが勝ちだよ。」「よし、いいだろう。最初は北風君、君の番だよ。」

北風は力を込めて旅人に風を吹きかけます。旅人の服を吹き飛ばそうというのです。ところが旅人の服は脱げません。「ああ、なんて寒い日なんだ。」北風はさらに力を込めて風を吹き付けます。「ぶうぉー！ぶうぉー！」ところが服を吹き飛ばすどころか旅人は寒がっていてコートを纏ってしまったのです。「あー寒い寒い!」

北風はとうとう諦めてしまったのでした。「ふふふ、どうやらだめなようだね。さあ、今度は僕のばんだよ。みていてごらん。」太陽はそういうと燦燦と輝き始めたのです。冷え切ったその場所は見る見ると暖かくなっていたのでした。「あー、暑い、暑い。今日はなんという日だ!寒くなったり暑くなったり!もう、たまらん!」そういうと旅人は思わず服を脱ぎ川に飛び込んだのでした。

それを見た北風は太陽に言いました。「何でも力ずくですまそうとした僕が間違っていたね。僕の負けだよ。」北風は反省し、それからというもの、自分の力を自慢することは二度となくなったのです。

おしまい!

Today it occurred to me that it might be fun to always use the distal (あ～) demonstrative in Japanese instead of the more commonly used medial (そ～). Then the phrase 「ありゃああだろう」 entered my mind and I basically was laughing the rest of the day

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I always found ordinal numbers pretty intuitive, but cardinals somewhat less so. It might be because I'd thought about a related concept at a pretty young age.

Things exist. That's 0. We can think about things, that's S0 = 1. We can think about thinking about things, which is SS0 = 2. We can think about thinking about thinking about things, which is SSS0 = 3. The axiom of infinity only comes in because we are capable of noticing this pattern, and thinking about, as an entity, this pattern of thinking about thinking about [...] things to any arbitrary level. This is \omega. :O Then we can think about thinking about this process, etc. I wonder if there's any connection to the term "comprehension" in set theory. Of course, the analogy doesn't go too far, but it provides some intuition, at least for me.

Hey, did you know that livejournal has a Jabber server? If any of you use Pidgin as their chat client, or for that matter any other IM client that supports Jabber, why not set it up to connect to the lj server? I've had it set up for a long time but the only person who ever seems to use it who is on my friends list is vxo.

The difference between the units lumen and lux is that the lux takes into account the area over which the luminous flux is spread. A flux of 1000 lumens, concentrated into an area of one square metre, lights up that square metre with an illuminance of 1000 lux. The same 1000 lumens, spread out over ten square metres, produces a dimmer illuminance of only 100 lux.

Achieving an illuminance of 500 lux might be possible in a home kitchen with a single fluorescent light fixture with an output of 12000 lumens. To light a factory floor with dozens of times the area of the kitchen would require dozens of such fixtures. Thus, lighting a larger area to the same level of lux requires a greater number of lumens.