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Humanitables

April 26th, 2007 (11:30 am)
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HAY GUYS
(HURR HURR)
IF A VEGETARIAN EATS VEGETABLES!!!!
THEN::::::
WHAT DOES A HUMANITARIAN EAT???
O HO HO ENGLISH I LOVE IT

a humanitarian eats humanitables, good god
this joke was never funny or clever, anyone who says it can expect me to reliably lower my opinion of them

that is all

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Posted by: Toph (omgwtftoph)
Posted at: April 26th, 2007 03:45 am (UTC)

THEN WHAT DOES A TARIAN EAT

TABLES LMFAO

Posted by: flamingspinach (flamingspinach)
Posted at: April 28th, 2007 08:18 am (UTC)

lmao where did you find that table picture

wait I mean WHY did you find that table picture

Posted by: Qiaochu Yuan (torajirou)
Posted at: April 26th, 2007 03:45 am (UTC)

hurf durf

Posted by: got_mike (got_mike)
Posted at: April 26th, 2007 06:21 am (UTC)

so... if pro is the opposite of con, then whats the opposite of progress?



CONGRESS!!

Posted by: flamingspinach (flamingspinach)
Posted at: April 28th, 2007 08:15 am (UTC)

actually "congress" was originally more like "comgress" - "progress" means "to move forward", "comgress" means "to move together", like a representative legislature should

Posted by: Moogy (moogy0)
Posted at: April 26th, 2007 01:03 pm (UTC)

if a vegetarian eats vegetables

what does a humanitarian eat

humans

Posted by: Kilga M. Aya~n (kilgamayan)
Posted at: April 26th, 2007 02:20 pm (UTC)

if a quiz is quizzical then what is a test

Posted by: flamingspinach (flamingspinach)
Posted at: April 28th, 2007 08:16 am (UTC)

but a quiz isn't quizzical

Posted by: тов. Щекативый (clearspringleaf)
Posted at: September 29th, 2007 04:17 am (UTC)

humanitable
is it a sort of humane table?

Posted by: flamingspinach (flamingspinach)
Posted at: September 29th, 2007 08:05 am (UTC)

Nah, just morphologically it should be the answer to the joke - not "humans". The analogy "vegetarian : vegetables :: humanitarian : humans" doesn't follow. "humanitarian : humanitables" fits better :P

Posted by: тов. Щекативый (clearspringleaf)
Posted at: September 30th, 2007 04:12 pm (UTC)

yeah that's true

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